20 Inaccurate Pieces of Pupper Advice You Hear Often But Should Never Pay Attention to

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    "You can't teach an old dog new tricks...you can!"
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    Easytrucks A tired dog is a good dog. Rather, a fulfilled dog is a more reasonable dog.
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    thehorrorcontinues 13 Top 1% Commenter That eating grass is a sign of lacking some kind of nutrient. Dogs enjoy grass. Sometimes they p <e it up.
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    Avbitten as a dog groomer, for the love of god stop plastic wrapping your forehead with peanut butter on it! Best case scenario: it works! but your dog is now facing straight torwards you so your view of the nails are blocked making you more likely to injure your dog. Worst case scenario: you are trying this stupid "hack" because your dog is stressed. you are putting your FACE near the BITEY part of a stressed dog so if they decide to bite, your face is what will get bit.
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    Upset-Emu424 You can't teach an old dog new tricks Of course you can! Bit of learning theory and positive reinforcement enables a lot of useful changes for old dogs. You just need to work out what they will work for - high value treats, squeaky toys etc
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    mikeyhou911 1 dog year equals 7 human years just isn't true. It depends on breed, size of dog etc. There are a lot more 15yo dogs than there are 105yo people.
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    good_god_lemon1 5 mins of exercise per number of months the dog is old. If I followed this rule, my vizsla would've eaten through my drywall. She is 9 months old and the idea of only 45 mins of exercise a day is hilarious.
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    MaximumRun2457 That hyper puppies need more exercise - my dog actually needed more naps (and I love the trainer who shared this revelation after we told her our puppy was MORE hyper after a 3 mile walk).
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    mettarific Anxious reactive dogs get that way from trauma. They don't. Some dogs are just anxious and jumpy, just as some people are. They have personalities. You can train reactivity out of a dog. You can't, not 100%.
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    PickleFlavordPopcorn I have a hound dog. No general dog advice applies!
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    Double-Tangelo1331 "Dog parks are good for socialization" like h. they are
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    burritoheaux That certain breeds don't have behavioral dispositions, only bad owners. As someone that has dedicated their free time to rescuing, rehabbing & rehoming dogs such as GSD, Rotties, Pits, Mastiffs from doh row... Breeds absolutely do have genetic behavior dispositions. Some dogs, no matter the training/love/resources/men tal stimulation cannot be trained out of bad or dangerous behavior due to their genetic lineage.
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    AdagioGlittering2806 Everything related to dominance theory, being a pack leader, being the alpha etc etc. Insane that a discredited idea sticks around so long and has so many ardent followers.
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    No-Stress-7034 Top 1% Commenter Saying "ow" will stop a puppy from biting. Sure, it may work for the rare puppy, but every puppy I've ever interacted with, it just hyped them up more. I find reverse timeouts much more helpful. To stop a dog from demand barking, wait for them to pause their barking, then mark and reward. Tried this with my dog, and he learned to bark once, pause and wait for a reward, then bark one more time, etc. Training alternate behaviors and rewarding him for those behaviors
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    Ok-Recognition1752 Fixing your dog will make it more docile. Not always the case, especially with females.
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    HelmSpicy That raising your voice to stop a dog from barking with only encourage them to bark more. After owning dachshunds I can tell you: If you don't constantly remind them who is in charge, they will walk all over you. My mother would let these little dogs bark nonstop at everything because "I don't want to reinforce bad behavior", and they'd never learn anything otherwise. With me, 1 solid hand clap and a single loud, stern "HEY. NO." Would get their attention and redirect them back to me a
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    cari-strat Dogs don't like being kissed and hugged. Two of my dogs will literally do battle to force their way into my lap, wrap their paws round me and press their faces up against mine, and won't settle until they are embraced and thoroughly smooched.
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    RossA95 Turkey and rice when they're sick. My dog is allergic to brown rice
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    Tiny Cartographer960 = The "wagging tail always happy, friendly dog" myth continues to persist.
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    Impressive Ad_5224 "Barking dogs don't bite." Uh yeah they will. have a tiny dachshund that barks a lot. And people ALWAYS reach out to pet him. As if they would ever do that when a German Shepherd would stand there barking their head off. Ignore a dogs warning signals and many will actually bite.
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    FYAhole Positive reinforcement doesn't work for every single dog. Not saying you have to hit them or something, but when my dog is scared of something stupid like a flag blowing, or a twig on the ground, I have to drag her over there and show her it is ok. Food does nothing, if I compliment her, she freaks out. We have to sit there in silence until she calms down and then she's fine. Every dog is different

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